Jack: "Mommy, our flowers are droopy!"
Me: "Ok, we won't forget to water them today."
Jack: "but Mommy, they're really REALLY droopy."
Me: "Ok, we'll remember, I promise."
Jack (walking away, under his breath): "I think I gotta go pee on them."
Me: "Jack! No peeing on the flowers!"
Jack: "BUT MOMMY THEY'RE VERY-VERY DROOPY AND SAD! I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!"
Me: Filling up watering can at 6:30am.
