Jack-Splat-Do-It-Again

Jonny: "Hey Jackerson Jingleberry!"

Jack: "JONNY! THAT IS NOT MY NAME! STOP SAYING THAT!"

Jonny: "No, my name is Jonnyson Jackerman. You have to do whatever I say, Jackerson Jingleberry."

Jack: "STOP CALLING ME THAT - THAT'S NOT MY NAME! MY NAME IS JACK-SPLAT-DO-IT-AGAIN! NOW STOP CALLING ME DUMB STUFF!!"

Jack's Dinner Prayer

Jack's dinner prayer: "Thank you God for this food and for me having the funniest jokes in the whole world. Amen."

Unless You're A Shark.

Me: and if you did get lost, you could ask another mom, or someone who works there to help you. 

Jack: or a security guard.

J.D.: or a police man, because police are our friends.

Jack and Jonny: Police are our friends, NOT FOOD!

Jack: Unless you're a shark.

Giant Granny Square - Work in Progress

My newest project - a giant granny square blanket. I plan on making this one big enough to snuggle up under on the couch.

The black yarn is not reclaimed, but the teal/aqua colors are reclaimed from a sweater (that I did not get pictures of because I am a bad blogger). Here's a picture with Jack to show you the scale. And by 'show you the scale', I mean 'show off my cute red-head'.

How I ended up watering flowers at 6:30am

Jack: "Mommy, our flowers are droopy!"

Me: "Ok, we won't forget to water them today."

Jack: "but Mommy, they're really REALLY droopy."

Me: "Ok, we'll remember, I promise."

Jack (walking away, under his breath): "I think I gotta go pee on them."

Me: "Jack! No peeing on the flowers!"

Jack: "BUT MOMMY THEY'RE VERY-VERY DROOPY AND SAD! I HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!"

Me: Filling up watering can at 6:30am.

Halloween Projects (some gone awry)

So Jack wanted to be Elmo for Halloween, and I had this great/awful red sweater that looked just like Elmo fur.. so I frogged the whole thing and made this goofy Elmo hat..

Yes. Thats the best picture he would let me take. He has decided that when people point cameras at you, you should close your eyes and droop your face.

Then Veronica said she wanted to be a puppy (which later turned into a zombie puppy), so I did these..

And then I got all big-headed and tried to make a Cookie Monster hat..

..and that went horribly awry. Horribly, horribly badly awry.

Jack thinks Billy is rediculously funny..