"Because I Fall in the Butter"

Jack-Splat-Do-It-Again

Jonny: "Hey Jackerson Jingleberry!"

Jack: "JONNY! THAT IS NOT MY NAME! STOP SAYING THAT!"

Jonny: "No, my name is Jonnyson Jackerman. You have to do whatever I say, Jackerson Jingleberry."

Jack: "STOP CALLING ME THAT - THAT'S NOT MY NAME! MY NAME IS JACK-SPLAT-DO-IT-AGAIN! NOW STOP CALLING ME DUMB STUFF!!"

Jack's Dinner Prayer

Jack's dinner prayer: "Thank you God for this food and for me having the funniest jokes in the whole world. Amen."

Unless You're A Shark.

Me: and if you did get lost, you could ask another mom, or someone who works there to help you. 

Jack: or a security guard.

J.D.: or a police man, because police are our friends.

Jack and Jonny: Police are our friends, NOT FOOD!

Jack: Unless you're a shark.

Crazy Lady Throw Progress

And it's functional!

The AFTER pictures.

You know I'm a bad blogger, right?

I never take before pictures even though there's always this moment where I go "you know what self? You should take a before picture." and then I go "NO! That's too much pressure! Why are you always PRESSURING ME?!" and then I'm all "CALM DOWN, WEIRDO."

Do you see what I'm dealing with here?

Anyway - here are the after pictures of my spray painted thrift store frames - I think they look awesome!

And last, but not least - my husband, J.D. was nice enough to Vanna White them for me:

What d'ya think?

Another mandala potholder

I got tired of only having this one, so I made this one: